I Think My Calender Stopped
It should be later.
But it’s not.
It feels later.
Not hours.
Days.
Like maybe Sunday.
But I’d be watching football.
Not sitting here.
Wondering.
Why the week isn’t through.
It should be later.
But it’s not.
It feels later.
Not hours.
Days.
Like maybe Sunday.
But I’d be watching football.
Not sitting here.
Wondering.
Why the week isn’t through.
Maybe it’s the magnitude of deeply significant events. Could be my complete lack of mental capacity. Maybe I’m finally manifesting the negative consequences of poor choices at an earlier age. Or maybe I’m just forgetful.
The raccoons, Zander and Zella, turned four years old yesterday. Four. Years. Old! Customarily on each childs’ birthday we recount the day of their birth. The details surrounding how each child came screaming into the world. The kids love it, so much so that the stories are often repeated throughout the year.
I should be able to recount the twins’ birth with ease. A multiple birth after having been through multiple births should stand out. And yet I have great difficulty doing just that.
“Dad! Dad! There’s a noise! We heard a noise upstairs!”
The twins, bright eyed and animated as ever came running into the kitchen. They clutched my legs, trembling.
“What do you think it was?”
(I knew exactly what it was. I had overloaded the washing machine—again—and as it tried to start it’s spin cycle began to shake pretty strongly.)
The last time I checked, I had successfully completed the third grade. OK, successfully might be stretching it as a descriptor but I made it through. And no, I do not have a diploma or letter of recognition to commemorate the occasion. But then again, I come from an era where mediocrity was not celebrated.
It was expected.
It was generally assumed that if at the end of the third grade school year your name is on the list of students moving to the fourth grade that you had completed the requirements for the third grade. There were no ceremonies, no pomp. Just move along.
How is it, then, that I find myself once again in Mrs. Reed’s third grade classroom?
The van had a button. Things were pretty easy. You want the back lift-gate open? Press a button. You want the back lift-gate shut? Press the button again. Easy.
We don’t have the van anymore.
In all honesty, that is the only feature I miss about that van when compared to our new vehicle. Well, new is kind of stretching it. It was new to us in June. New to us I have to say because the actual newness of the vehicle wore off some two years earlier when it was in fact at that time a new vehicle.
As spoken to me this morning by Zoë’s little friend, one of two who spent the night with Zoë in honor of her birthday party.
Westayedupunitlthreeo’clockinthemorning!
Wewatchedtwomoviesbutwecouldhavewatchedthree.
Thenwedideachothers’hair.
Andthenwehadapillowfight.
Afterthatweplayedwiththecat.
Ican’thavecoffeeunlessit’sthedecafkind.
MymomsaysIdon’tneedthecaffeine……
It took me a while to understand it, too.
Today will be one of those days remembered for its missed opportunities. I’m not sure if anyone has noticed, I’ve certainly not made mention of it, but I have decided to hop on the proverbial wagon.
Project 365 has been around for a while now. How long? I hear you asking. Long enough. I suppose I could take the time to look into it and find an exact, or at least approximate, answer for you. But I’m not going to do that. That would involve something more than a minimal effort on my part and I’m just not there.
Zane’s science teacher stopped me in the lunchroom yesterday, said she just had to let me know about what he had said in class.
“Oh Lord,” I audibly muttered.
Seems the discussion of the day involved something about adequate fluid intake. The teacher had asked the class, “does anyone know what it is to be dehydrated?”
My mind immediately flashed to a morning just a few weeks earlier. I had just picked up Zia and the twins from their morning classes and was loading them into the car. I was literally standing in the parking lot–mere feet from the schoolhouse door when my cell phone rang.
It was the school nurse who was calling to let me know that Zane was in quite a bit of discomfort and I should probably come and get him. Seems he was constipated. (The problem was immediately resolved upon arriving home for in the comfort of familiar facilities he was able to rid himself of the offending load. Yeah, I checked my kid out of school so he could go home and poop!))
Anyway, Zane and I had a long discussion about making sure he drinks plenty of water and keeps himself adequately hydrated so that this doesn’t happen again.
So when the teacher asked if anyone knew what it was to be dehydrated I just knew Zane would be regaling the class with his tale of the reluctant turtle. I suppose I was a little bit relieved when she said Zane had immediately piped up and said, “I’m not for sure. But I know your pee gets real yellow. And orange!”
There’s a hole in the sky. Light peeks through, an exercise in futility. Pinkish, purplish, shades struggling to spread. It’s more like a stain in a endless sea of gray. A monochrome palette based in white.
For an instant there is hope. Only an instant. The struggling stain is swallowed almost as quickly as it appeared and the gray is once more.
Everywhere.
It was a bit overcast today. The wind really wasn’t blowing but then, it didn’t need to.
It was 15 degrees.
Damn the weather and damn the temperatures. There was snow on the ground and we had sledding to do!
I finally took all of the lights off of the Christmas tree. The decorations have been off and put away since the 1rst–I’m not a total slacker. But today was the tree. I had to cut the majority of the lower branches just so I could get the dang thing out of the house.
OK. Full disclosure here. It’s not out of the house yet. In fact the room looks pretty much just like it did in the picture and it’s now 11:30 pm. But at least the lights are off. All 8000 of them.
That’s right, I put 80 strands of lights on our Christmas tree this year.
Because I’m an idiot!
Befuddled.
I’ve been working for the past two days on a little tweek and I’m no closer now than I was 10 days ago when I had not even considered it. I was not cut out to be a geek. Oh, I enjoy changing a little code here or there or adding a little gadget that will do some really cool trick but the time I spend getting such things to work correctly makes the endeavor absolutely frustrating and quite frankly–not much fun.
I just want to set up a subdomain on my blog and occasionally make posts directly to it–bypassing the main page. Why is that so difficult? Is that even possible? Anyone?
In the meantime, here’s this:
It’s a pink boot.
Actually, it’s two pink boots.
It’s all I’ve got.
Something caught my eye when I was looking at the picture of Zella I used for yesterday’s post. Anyone else happen to notice her outfit?
Yeah, that’s right. My little girl was rocking a striped shirt with polka dot pants. Because in addition to being a computer whiz at the tender age of three she also dresses herself. I take solace in the fact that at least the base color of each garment matched.
Though she was probably wearing white shoes.