I’m Not Sure that Counts

Zane:  Hey, Dad?  Can we start going to church a little more often?

Me:  Well, sure.  I suppose that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.  Why do you ask, though?

Zane:  Because, Lent starts tomorrow and I just thought it would be a good thing to do for Lent.

Me:  (Thinking about what a good kid he is.)  You’re absolutely right.  We should make an effort to go to church more often.  So Lent, huh?

Zane:  Yeah.

Me:  So, Zane—-What are you giving up for Lent?

Zane:  (Pausing just a moment to think, looked up with a sincere smile and proudly announced…)      CARROTS!

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19 Comments Add Yours ↓

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  1. 1

    Brilliant, conniving young mind…

  2. 2

    Mine was cabbage!

  3. 3

    I always give up the same thing . . .

    Arnold Schwarzenegger movies!

  4. 4

    I like the way he thinks. Me, I am giving up brussel sprouts.

  5. 5

    Zane is brilliant. I think I’m going to give up…Facebook. Oh wait, that’s too difficult. I know, how about working. That sounds like a winner.

  6. 6

    Too funny. I see he’s got his dad’s sense of humor. ;-)

  7. 7

    Karen MEG–He’s a sharp one, that kid!

    XBox–Good idea.

    tysdaddy–I though about canceling our cable. Then I remembered–I’m not Catholic–what am I thinking!

    Kami–Even better than cabbage. Know what’s worse than warm Brussels Sprouts? COLD Brussels Sprouts–I know from experience.

    VegasDad–Brilliance a Zane trait.

    Jeff–He’s way too much like me.

  8. 8

    Clare suggested that she could give up homework. I nixed that idea.

  9. 9

    I like the way she thinks. Homework is harder on me than it is the kids!

  10. 10

    I may not be an expert, but I don’t think it works like that… Unless he really really likes carrots. :)

  11. 11

    I was thinking abt going to mass too. But mainly to get my kid in a good school. Ssssh. Don’t tell folks I am a bad Catholic.

    Such sacrifice your kid is willing to make. Maybe he’ll become a monk ;)

  12. 12

    Frigga–I think when I look back on the conversation–he really was being serious–the boy likes his carrots. I still told him he couldn’t give up vegetables for Lent.

    Nola–You do what you’ve got to do to get your kids a good education–that’s ultimate sacrifice.

  13. 13

    sounds like a plan. I’m giving up doing the laundry for lent.

  14. 14

    I’d be lost under the mounds in less than 4 days!

  15. 15

    Ha! Smart kiddo!!!!

  16. 16

    I think it says something that kids are so open to going to church at that age. It’s a beautiful gift; faith. Mark’s mom always says she’s giving up watermelon and swimming. (we have four feet of snow on the ground, and she HATES water). See you in church! :)

  17. 17

    Smart kid, lol. I tried to explain Lent to a 4 and 6 year old but it didn’t go very well. I’ll try again next year.

  18. 18

    Oh that is outstanding! I should have given up carrots, too!

  19. 19

    Maureen–Too smart–for my own good!

    Mrs. 4444–Remarkably, they all do very well during the services. Start em young, I guess.

    OHmommy–I couldn’t explain it if I wanted to. Zane did a fairly decent job of explaining it to me though.

    Angel–I would have picked a lesser veggie.