Archive for January, 2010

I’m Kind of Lazy—But Then You Already Knew That

Today will be one of those days remembered for its missed opportunities. I’m not sure if anyone has noticed, I’ve certainly not made mention of it, but I have decided to hop on the proverbial wagon.

Project 365 has been around for a while now.  How long?  I hear you asking.  Long enough.  I suppose I could take the time to look into it and find an exact, or at least approximate, answer for you.  But I’m not going to do that.  That would involve something more than a minimal effort on my part and I’m just not there.

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01 2010

I Don’t Remember Discussing That

Zane’s science teacher stopped me in the lunchroom yesterday, said she just had to let me know about what he had said in class.

“Oh Lord,” I audibly muttered.

Seems the discussion of the day involved something about adequate fluid intake.  The teacher had asked the class, “does anyone know what it is to be dehydrated?”

My mind immediately flashed to a morning just a few weeks earlier.  I had just picked up Zia and the twins from their morning classes and was loading them into the car.  I was literally standing in the parking lot–mere feet from the schoolhouse door when my cell phone rang.

It was the school nurse who was calling to let me know that Zane was in quite a bit of discomfort and I should probably come and get him.  Seems he was constipated.  (The problem was immediately resolved upon arriving home for in the comfort of familiar facilities he was able to rid himself of the offending load.  Yeah, I checked my kid out of school so he could go home and poop!))

Anyway, Zane and I had a long discussion about making sure he drinks plenty of water and keeps himself  adequately hydrated so that this doesn’t happen again.

So when the teacher asked if anyone knew what it was to be dehydrated I just knew Zane would be regaling the class with his tale of the reluctant turtle.  I suppose I was a little bit relieved when she said Zane had immediately piped up and said, “I’m not for sure.  But I know your pee gets real yellow.  And orange!”

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14

01 2010

Why Am I So Sore?

13

01 2010

Gray Skies and Dishpan Hands

There’s a hole in the sky.  Light peeks through, an exercise in futility.  Pinkish, purplish, shades struggling to spread.  It’s more like a stain in a endless sea of gray.  A monochrome palette based in white.

For an instant there is hope.  Only an instant.  The struggling stain is swallowed almost as quickly as it appeared and the gray is once more.

Everywhere.

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12

01 2010

Cold is for Wimps!

It was a bit overcast today.  The wind really wasn’t blowing but then, it didn’t need to.

It was 15 degrees.

Damn the weather and damn the temperatures.  There was snow on the ground and we had sledding to do!

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01 2010