On the Origin of Zander

The lifeguard at the pool shared with me a very interesting conversation that she had recently held with Zander. Seems Zander struck up the conversation after noticing her shiny new engagement ring.

Zander:  Ooh, that’s a pretty ring!

LG:  Thank you, Zander.

Zander:  Does that mean you’re getting married?

LG:  Yes I am.

Zander:  My mom and dad got married.  My dad gave my mom a ring.  Then my mom gave my dad a ring.  Then they kissed.

LG:  Really!

Zander:  Yeah, and when they kissed my egg wiggled.      And here I am!

From the mouths of babes.

  6 comments for “On the Origin of Zander

  1. Jun 11, 2010 at 7:47 am

    LMAO-that’s great!

  2. Jun 11, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Couldn’t you have at least waited till you got to the Honeymoon Suite?

  3. MGM
    Jun 15, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Ummm…WHAT exactly “wiggled” when “mom and dad” kissed? hee hee.


    • Ed
      Jun 16, 2010 at 7:04 am


  4. Jun 15, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    That’s awesome.

    • Ed
      Jun 16, 2010 at 7:06 am

      He’s got good facts — but his timeline is a bit off.

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