We’re Going to Need Protein

Zoë: You know what would be great? If we could for one year live completely off the land.

Me: Really?

Zoë: Yep. We could grow corn and beans. And raise chickens for eggs. And we wouldn’t have to go to the store for anything.

Me: it would be nice to go off the grid for a while. But we’d also have to raise cows and pigs. For meat.

Zoë: Oh. Umm. Well we could be veg-e-tarians?