Izz a Mun Ter
Zander: Izz a mun ter. Dad, Dad… Izz a mun ter.
Me: A monster? Where?
Zander: In my diaper!
Me: Zander, did you poop, Buddy?
Zander: Yeah, a mun ter poop!
And certainly he had produced quite the monster. As a bonus, while changing him he offered these sage words of advice….
Dad, don’t eat that!
