Category: Randomness

Marcus Mumford Ear Raped My Kids — But With a Really Catchy Tune So It’s Kind of All Good

Zander (singing to himself in the back of the car):  It was not your fault but mine.  It was your heart on the line.  I really fucked it up this time…. Zella:  Zander!!  You can’t say that!!  It’s a bad word. Zander:  What’s a bad word? Zella:  Fuck.  You can’t say fuck! Zander:  I didn’t. Zella:  Yes you did, Zander.… Read more →

Hole in the Wall

And the green grass grew all around, all around…. No, that’s not how the song goes.  There is a song.  It’s been a while so I’m not really sure how it goes to tell the truth.  I think it ends up something like — well, the feather on the wing and the wing on the bird and the bird in… Read more →