Category: The Wonder of Ed

It’s 95% Mental…

The other half is physical.   Yogi Bear said that. Wait, Berra.  The ball player, not the cartoon.  Anyway, he was talking about baseball – not running – but I think it applies. Things I realized in no particular order on this morning’s run:  (And I’m using the term run very loosely.) 5 weeks is an awfully long time for… Read more →

There’s No 3 In It!

Zane bounced into the school office with confidence, a smile on his face.  He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me standing there, red-faced and winded.  Immediately he asked, “What’s wrong?” And taking a step backward added, “What did I do?” “This is your future, son.  Get used to it,” I thought to myself but only smiled and… Read more →

Marcus Mumford Ear Raped My Kids — But With a Really Catchy Tune So It’s Kind of All Good

Zander (singing to himself in the back of the car):  It was not your fault but mine.  It was your heart on the line.  I really fucked it up this time…. Zella:  Zander!!  You can’t say that!!  It’s a bad word. Zander:  What’s a bad word? Zella:  Fuck.  You can’t say fuck! Zander:  I didn’t. Zella:  Yes you did, Zander.… Read more →

Hole in the Wall

And the green grass grew all around, all around…. No, that’s not how the song goes.  There is a song.  It’s been a while so I’m not really sure how it goes to tell the truth.  I think it ends up something like — well, the feather on the wing and the wing on the bird and the bird in… Read more →