I Thought I Saw
Zander: Dad! I’ve got so many cars to turn over!!
Me: (Pausing from my duties in the kitchen to listen) Really? Why is that?
Zander: Well.. I put all of my cars in my backpack. Then my backpack was too heavy so I dumped them all out on the floor.
Me: Yeah..
Zander: Well, now they’re all over the floor and they’re upside down. So I have to turn them over.
Me: I see.
Zander: No you don’t. They’re in the other room!
It’s not acceptable to punch a little kid, right?
