On the Origin of Zander
The lifeguard at the pool shared with me a very interesting conversation that she had recently held with Zander. Seems Zander struck up the conversation after noticing her shiny new engagement ring.
Zander: Ooh, that’s a pretty ring!
LG: Thank you, Zander.
Zander: Does that mean you’re getting married?
LG: Yes I am.
Zander: My mom and dad got married. My dad gave my mom a ring. Then my mom gave my dad a ring. Then they kissed.
LG: Really!
Zander: Yeah, and when they kissed my egg wiggled. And here I am!
From the mouths of babes.
